what if we pissed in the toilet
me to everyone in the mens bathroom
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Hey, I’ll give it a shot!
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices
if i was like “every time i cut steak into a different shape there’s a brand new word for it” everyone else would be like “no that’s stupid”. but we let pasta get away with anything.
Anonymous: Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?
the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.
Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot